Perl Brown Cover

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Caution! May contain Peanuts!

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

What good is a reward if you ain’t around to use it?

All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV.

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

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