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I’m getting too old for this sort of thing.

Obi-Wan is here.

Wile E. can merely drop an order into a mailbox (or enter an order on a website, as in the Looney Tunes: Back in Action movie), and have the product in his hands within seconds.

All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit … that’s why I’m transferring to business school!

You weren’t on any mercy mission this time.

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Complimentary shipping on orders over $75. All orders ship within 2 business days from Nashville, TN.

60-day returns on unused items. Every order is wrapped in tissue and includes a handwritten scripture card.

Is gift wrapping included? Yes — every order.

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