Bikini

It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus.

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

It is also the high-end model of the MacBook family and is currently produced with 13- and 15-inch screens, although a 17-inch version has been offered previously.

All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV.

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

Complimentary shipping on orders over $75. All orders ship within 2 business days from Nashville, TN.

60-day returns on unused items. Every order is wrapped in tissue and includes a handwritten scripture card.

Is gift wrapping included? Yes — every order.

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