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All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit … that’s why I’m transferring to business school!

There’s nothing for me here now.

All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV.

The name Acme became popular for businesses by the 1920s, when alphabetized business telephone directories such as the Yellow Pages began to be widespread.

Escape is not his plan.

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